Wednesday 14 November 2012

Job handicaps

Spare a thought for the poor Agrostologist who suffers from hay fever or the bewildered armpit sniffer who does not nose what she is doing.

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There are perhaps some other, as yet unrecognised impairments that may restrict others from achieving peak performance in their jobs, such as:



A cardiac surgeon who isn't vain
A dentist who doesn't know the drill
A proctoligist who isn't behind on his work
A tribologist who rubs people up the wrong way
An electrician wearing shorts
A ham-fisted Jewish butcher
A highly strung funambulist
A milliner who is not a mad hatter
A wealthy baker who does not need the dough
A French executioner who heads off in the wrong direction
A pervicacious chiropodist who will not face defeat
A prestidigitationist with a heavy hand


Others? 



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