Job handicaps

Spare a thought for the poor Agrostologist who suffers from hay fever or the bewildered armpit sniffer who does not nose what she is doing.

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There are perhaps some other, as yet unrecognised impairments that may restrict others from achieving peak performance in their jobs, such as:

A cardiac surgeon who isn't vain

A dentist who doesn't know the drill

A proctoligist who isn't behind on his work

A tribologist who rubs people up the wrong way

An electrician wearing shorts

A ham-fisted Jewish butcher

A highly strung funambulist

A milliner who is not a mad hatter

A wealthy baker who does not need the dough

A French executioner who heads off in the wrong direction

A pervicacious chiropodist who will not face defeat

A prestidigitationist with a heavy hand

#jobhandicap

 ‏@grasscraig

Others?